The Gnome-pocalypse is Upon Us
Submitted for your Halloween amusement: an eight-part horror/comedy epic, “The Gnome-pocalypse is Upon Us.” Serialized each day, right here on my blog, from tomorrow until the night before Halloween. Hallowe’e’en, …
Freedom’s Just Another Word for Pulling Poop From Your Dog’s Mouth
It occurred to me the other day that I never officially stated — off Twitter anyway — that I escaped from the hospital unscathed. Well, I did. I seem to …
CommuterLit Anthology Now Available
Still in the hospital for a few more days, but it’s feeling a little less terrible. Sure, the ceiling leaked yesterday and dirtied all of my clean clothes, and I’m …
Itchy
Just because I’m in the hospital doesn’t mean the internet stops spinning… or whatever it does. Screaming? Anyway, check out an excerpt from Dead Presidents over at That Part Where, …
Newest Chapbook is Out Now!
My newest chapbook of flash fiction, Storybook Romance, is now available from Red Bird Chapbooks! 36 pages of hand-sewn prose, including the previously published pieces “Storybook Romance,” “Last Exit in …