Flushing 2023 Down the Toilet
Celebrate 2024 with a little story about New Year’s, hope … and a lot of diarrhea.
Beware the INFERNAL ORGANS!
The book of my heart (and diseased lungs) is here! Read on to see how you can score an e-copy for free!
Too Many Monkeys
A thousand monkeys at a thousand typewriters may or may not give you Shakespeare, but they’ll definitely give you me.
Falling Off the Back of a Dragon
In which I once again learn a little bit about life, and the questionable necessity of fighting demon-kings, from a video game.
Another Year Older
For my birthday this year, please allow me to regale with the story of my life, as told in brief anecdotes and random factoids.