Another Year, Another Pterodactyl Unpunched
One of the new New Year’s resolutions I’m making this year is to stay in my bathrobe for as long as I can. As of five p.m. Mountain time, I …
Freedom’s Just Another Word for Pulling Poop From Your Dog’s Mouth
It occurred to me the other day that I never officially stated — off Twitter anyway — that I escaped from the hospital unscathed. Well, I did. I seem to …
CommuterLit Anthology Now Available
Still in the hospital for a few more days, but it’s feeling a little less terrible. Sure, the ceiling leaked yesterday and dirtied all of my clean clothes, and I’m …
Itchy
Just because I’m in the hospital doesn’t mean the internet stops spinning… or whatever it does. Screaming? Anyway, check out an excerpt from Dead Presidents over at That Part Where, …
Fuck Hospitals
So I’m checking into the University of New Mexico Hospital later today for two weeks. I received a call from my doctor earlier this week saying I’ve got some kind …