10 Year Transplantiversary
Today would have been Eirik’s 10th transplantiversary. Much like his birthday, he didn’t love celebrating this holiday. He would prefer to stew at home and focus on his mortality. And …
Eirik’s Obituary
On July 8, 2024, Eirik Gumeny – husband, friend, writer, editor, and renowned coffee drinker – died. (No, fucking seriously, he did.) Technically, this was his second death. Unfortunately, this …
Flushing 2023 Down the Toilet
Celebrate 2024 with a little story about New Year’s, hope … and a lot of diarrhea.
Beware the INFERNAL ORGANS!
The book of my heart (and diseased lungs) is here! Read on to see how you can score an e-copy for free!
You’re Giving My Explosives to Calendar Man?!
In which I talk about my writing (eligible!), my health (questionable!), and generally pretend the year is ending tomorrow.