DIY Breaking Bad Tour
A few weeks back, my wife and I took some friends on a tour of Breaking Bad sights here in Albuquerque. We knew there was a more formal trolley tour, …
Another Year, Another Pterodactyl Unpunched
One of the new New Year’s resolutions I’m making this year is to stay in my bathrobe for as long as I can. As of five p.m. Mountain time, I …
A New Home for the Gnomes
“Gnome-pocalypse” has found a new home, in with the misfits and tapirs and homicidal ATMS of Rooster Republic Press’s Tall Tales with Short Cocks, Vol. 4. This latest volume of …
Happy Thanksgiving
Blah blah blah angry turkeys, a holiday built on genocide and homicidal consumerism, tryptophan… Look, I had a whole thing planned, but then it got late and I couldn’t find …
I Have No Idea What Time It Is
Look, I know Daylight Savings Time was created with the best of intentions, but isn’t it time we knocked that shit off? We have ELECTRICITY now. Any time can be …