Eirik

Too Many Monkeys

A thousand monkeys at a thousand typewriters may or may not give you Shakespeare, but they’ll definitely give you me.

In which I once again learn a little bit about life, and the questionable necessity of fighting demon-kings, from a video game.

For my birthday this year, please allow me to regale with the story of my life, as told in brief anecdotes and random factoids.

Turns out brains – and headaches, more specifically – aren’t something anyone knows fuck-all about.

Here’s a few updates, for as long as this cup of coffee I’m drinking lasts.