Happy Hallowreading

I know you’re all anxiously awaiting the end of the day, when you can get drunk and steal children’s candy without shame — that’s how you Halloween, right? — but in the meantime, while you’re pretending to work, why don’t you feast your eye-tongues on these pumpkin-flavored word-bars:

The Lion, the Witch, and the Werewolf

Gnome-pocalypse

The Legend of the Jersey Devil

Or, if reading’s not your thing, have some music:

Merry All Hallow’s Eve, y’all. Watch out for razor blades and evil clowns.

And regular clowns, really.

I mean, there’s just something wrong with them, right?

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