I know you’re all anxiously awaiting the end of the day, when you can get drunk and steal children’s candy without shame — that’s how you Halloween, right? — but in the meantime, while you’re pretending to work, why don’t you feast your eye-tongues on these pumpkin-flavored word-bars:
Or, if reading’s not your thing, have some music:
Merry All Hallow’s Eve, y’all. Watch out for razor blades and evil clowns.
And regular clowns, really.
I mean, there’s just something wrong with them, right?